Subterfuge

Chivalrously you scaled the chestnut tree and fetched my panties.
Commandingly I offered you my hand, you may kiss me now.
Thank you for preserving my innocence.
Nodding you took off your hat, curtsied and eructated.
It has been a pleasure, altitude provided deeper insights.
So you saw the letter y.
I did. And you grabbed inside.
I permitted you to find something you've been looking for.
Disenchanted you licked your forefinger.
I thought a chestnut...
I know...
Let me carry this for you.
And you escorted me to bed.